The p is silent.
Sorry, I http
Toilet trees.
Au revoir poo poo
Skip to my loo.
Now you're just Stallin.
The panoptijohn
It's Gonna be Pee
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Ctrl+C
I need to do a vowel movement!
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
At the
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
Of chorus.
Stall
Because the 'P' is silent
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Nothing, the pee is silent
A spooky dookie.
One has a job.
Depends.
She goes to the bathroom.
Rover Flows Out Of You.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
The Captain's Log.
European
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
His and Hearse.
A swipe and wipe.
Because their p is quiet.
The colored one.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
It's Gonna Be Pee
Because they might Pikachu!
Because it might Pikachu.
In a Parma-John.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
Because they're all dead.
A Waterloo
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
He was dethroned.
The robber ducky
There was a birthday potty.
He works it out with a pencil.
A dookie
He leaves a dark mark
Because they literally can't even.
At the I pee address.
A tuba toothpaste.
There's never a line for the bathroom.
Linoleum Blownapart
The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!
OC By process of elimination.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
He was looking for Pooh.
Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
The BP station.
The batroom.
Because he had a vowel movement.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Dos y dos
A visitor
The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to
Jock the stripper.
Because it's a loaded question!
Cause Charlie don't serf.
Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
Can I crash at your place
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
Jehovah's citruses.
An **Arrr**my
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Student: The letter G. Teacher: Why is that Angus
A Prontosaur.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
