The p is silent.
Sorry, I http
Toilet trees.
Au revoir poo poo
Skip to my loo.
Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
Now you're just Stallin.
The panoptijohn
It's Gonna be Pee
I need to do a vowel movement!
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
Of chorus.
Stall
Because the 'P' is silent
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Nothing, the pee is silent
A spooky dookie.
One has a job.
Depends.
She goes to the bathroom.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
The Captain's Log.
European
His and Hearse.
A swipe and wipe.
Because their p is quiet.
It's Gonna Be Pee
Because they might Pikachu!
Because it might Pikachu.
In a Parma-John.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Because they're all dead.
A Waterloo
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
He was dethroned.
The robber ducky
There was a birthday potty.
He works it out with a pencil.
A dookie
He leaves a dark mark
Because they literally can't even.
At the I pee address.
A tuba toothpaste.
There's never a line for the bathroom.
Linoleum Blownapart
The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!
By process of elimination.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
He was looking for Pooh.
Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
The BP station.
The batroom.
Because he had a vowel movement.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
Billiards and Billiards
Because I ran
Logarithms
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"
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Mooves on.
It gets toad away.
Because the pee is silent.
Because their entire species is extinct.
