Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
The herpsichord.
She didn't suit his taste!
Marriage.. you wanna?
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
At the I pee address.
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Because he can't take a shot to the head.
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
