Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
She always ran away from the ball
Because someone's always on the deck!
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Have I got an ax to grind with you.
Because the 'P' is silent
Au revoir poo poo
Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
I'm stumped.
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
