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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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Play the change machines.

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Rover Flows Out Of You.

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European

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Because he had too many shots.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots