Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Because cheetahs are faster.

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Too many cheetahs.

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They don't have salons in the jungle!

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Too many cheetahs.