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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.