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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.