Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.