Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside?

HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE