Because of all the cheetahs!
He got crossed.
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
You don't, they're already spotted!
A cheetah
Too many cheetahs
There are too many cheetahs.