Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs