Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside?

HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE