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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!