Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.