Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.