Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
When the leash goes slack.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
Poop-ease
Lion vomit.
A lawyer.
