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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.