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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.