Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.