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What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.