What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change it to what

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.