What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.