Claustrophobic
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Gangsta wrappers!
Santa stops after three ho's.
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Sleigher
Santa Claus rolling down a roof!
He knows where all the bad girls live
North Polish.
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
He keeps a log
You can feel his presents...
Crisp Cringle.
With his North Pole-aroid.
Canta Plaus.
Ho hum hum!
Santa stops at 3 ho's
It's your dad.
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Santa Ana
You guessed it: we're all white.
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.
Santa would never free an elf.
MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Santa stops at three Hos.
Because three hos are better than one!
Quidditching
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
Denial. Myself included.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
The tiny little buns
A metro-gnome
