Claustrophobic
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Gangsta wrappers!
Santa stops after three ho's.
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Sleigher
Santa Claus rolling down a roof!
He knows where all the bad girls live
North Polish.
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
He keeps a log
You can feel his presents...
Crisp Cringle.
With his North Pole-aroid.
Canta Plaus.
Ho hum hum!
Santa stops at 3 ho's
It's your dad.
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Santa Ana
You guessed it: we're all white.
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.
Santa would never free an elf.
MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
A lunatic! (luna-tick)
Candy cow jump over the moon!
Elf and safety
Slayer.
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Because windows 7 8 9
Round of 16
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A birthday pheasant!
Because they are already "in the skies".
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
The odds are against them.
