Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.