Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!
He felt his presents.
Elf and safety
No one knows.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
A loan shark!
Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.