Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed