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Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!