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Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..