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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

How do fish get high?

Seaweed

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.