Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.