Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!