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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.