Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.