Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.