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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!