Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.