What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.