Wade Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

Small Boat Jokes More Small Boat Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Who's there! Boiler! Boiler who?

Boiler egg for four minutes!

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Abortionist Jokes More Abortionist Jokes