Wade Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Small Boat Jokes More Small Boat Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

Option Jokes More Option Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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