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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.