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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.