What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade