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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade