What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade