What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade