What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade