What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade