What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.