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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears