What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Kids: WE DO! YAY!

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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Dustin.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!