What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception