What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.