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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!