How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.