How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank