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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil