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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob