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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt