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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.