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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.