What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.