Gold Medal Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

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A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

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DLC.

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

Where do some popes get their vestments?

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.