Special Olympics Jokes

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.