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Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics?

Being normal.

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Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Second Place Jokes More Second Place Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

Sorry Guy Jokes More Sorry Guy Jokes

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Silver Medal Jokes More Silver Medal Jokes

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.