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Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics?

Being normal.

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It wasn't going over too well.

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Gerrymandarin.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.