Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics?

Being normal.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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GoldiLochtes

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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Au!

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!