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Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics?

Being normal.

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What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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Sorry Guy Jokes More Sorry Guy Jokes

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

Second Place Jokes More Second Place Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)