Special Olympics Jokes

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Silver Medal Jokes More Silver Medal Jokes

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)