Cancel Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.