Cancel Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special Olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Where is the 'L' in Christmas?

There is noel

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Theirs Jokes More Theirs Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Leper Hockey Game Jokes More Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.