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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset