Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.