Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

His biance

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What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.