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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset