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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee