Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.