Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee