Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.