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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset