Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee