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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.