What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...