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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.