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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe