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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...