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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe