Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.