Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...