How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Previous Random Joke Next
Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Monet Jokes More Monet Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.