How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.