How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.