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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.