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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.