Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

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How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.