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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.