With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
He said 'Thank you'.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
The same middle name.
They have the same middle name!
Winnie the Pooh!
Because he plays with Pooh.
With his bear hands!