How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.