How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!