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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!