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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Bear Hand Jokes More Bear Hand Jokes

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.