How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!