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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Ripper Jokes More Ripper Jokes

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper