What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.