What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.