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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper