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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Ripper Jokes More Ripper Jokes

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper