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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

A restraining order.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.