Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order