Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

A restraining order.