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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.