Restrain Order Jokes

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

A restraining order.