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Restrain Order Jokes

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

A restraining order.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.