What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars