What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.