What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.