What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.