What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.