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What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.