How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

Arrr

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee