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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'