Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
By seducing it
A turn up
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
By adding some beets
Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
CookEZ.
Baking Soda
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?