Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Because they arrr!
Your room-matey.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
With a pita pan.
On the range
What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
