Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
Because why emcee, eh
Aye-drops
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Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
A Gorilla
Cook them in the microwave
What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
