How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'