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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"