Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
They turn the stool upside down
ARE YE READY KIDS!
Arkansas
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
Gnomelettes.
An arrr-pg
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'