How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"