Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
You can run but you can't tide!
Al Caprawn!
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
Aaahhh.
A sailor.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
Payday vs prayday.