What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it