What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow