What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.