What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.