Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

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Twilight Gap

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.