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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.