Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.