Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.