What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet