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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

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Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap