What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.