How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.