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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.