How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.