How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

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Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?

Because it's edgy.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver