What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.