What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.