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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

When does a dog go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Exaggerate Jokes More Exaggerate Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.