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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Exaggerate Jokes More Exaggerate Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.