What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Canteloupe

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It was a Free Radical.

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You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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When his hand caught fire!!

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.