What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.