What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.