What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat