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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Fuse Jokes More Fuse Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!