Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.