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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.