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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then