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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What for?

Ref: The rest of the match!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.