Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.