Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then