Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.