Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then