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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.