If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
She just wasn't working out.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Because we're not all sandwiches
Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Wonton endangerment.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
A small medium at large!
Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
There wasn't a punch line.
OP de-livered.
