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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.