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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is