How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is