How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.