Ur Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

Ur Wife Jokes More Ur Wife Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y