Ur Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Ur Wife Jokes More Ur Wife Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Bonnie Jokes More Bonnie Jokes

Who's there! Bonnie! Bonnie who?

Bonnie by soloflex!

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Chinese Couple Jokes More Chinese Couple Jokes