Ur Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Misunderstand Jokes More Misunderstand Jokes

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What do you call 'a woman's understanding'?

Misunderstanding

Chinese Couple Jokes More Chinese Couple Jokes

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

Homeless Woman Jokes More Homeless Woman Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *