Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Who's there?

Cliff! Cliff who Cliff hanger!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.