Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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It never ends.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

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I have made a grave mistake.

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Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim