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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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An algeabra....

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I feel abominable.'

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is