What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!