What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.