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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.