Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.