In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
To go with the traffic jam.
Chickpea
Because he got a hole in one!
When the (w)hole job's done.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Moose-saka
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Because they can't spell "read it".
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
He got a hole in one
It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
That's not my stile.
In case they get a hole in one!
Because they held up a pair of pants.
They had no leads.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Just in case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!