Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

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How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!