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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving