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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish