Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!