Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda