Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.