What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.