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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.