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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.