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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!