What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!