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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Ceiling Fan Jokes More Ceiling Fan Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!