What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Ceiling Fan Jokes More Ceiling Fan Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!