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Ceiling Fan Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because